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Jeff and Speak Prank Gonkers

<Jeff`UU> whoa...Natalie Portman and Annette Benning are both rumoured to have signed on to a movie about a lesbian relationship between a college student and a teacher....hmmm
<Jeff`UU> freakin' freaky
<wedgie> ...
<Slugworth> whoa..
<Speak|JL> yeah, i heard that today too, jeff
<Speak|JL> sounds really good
<Jeff`UU> I guess
<Slugworth> where'd you see that Jeff?
<Jeff`UU> it was a news post by Variety
<Slugworth> variety?
<Ani|HW> lesbian relationship? hmm
<Ram`Showr> GASP
<Ram`Showr> anette benning and Natalie Portman... sumptuous
*** Ram`Showr is now known as Ramen
* Slugworth laughs.. So, Nat is in a movie about lesbian relationships, one about a pregnant girl that lives in a walgreens, and one about.. well, I dunno.. the one with susan serrandon.. So much for your precious little princess eh Ani?

<Ramen> oh YEAH
<Ani|HW> oh well, i can live with that
<Slugworth> Thren may end his life..
<Speak|JL> hey jeff, did you hear about the nude scenes in the script?
<Slugworth> I, on the otherhand, will kill myself if these rumors are false..
<Jeff`UU> yeah speak
<Slugworth> And speak - you happen to have the url?
<Speak|JL> from what i hear, they get rather...*ahem* steamy
<Ramen> this movie better have an NC-17 directors cut
<Cho`Koth> whoo hoo!
<Jeff`UU> slug - variety usually posts true stuff
<Speak|JL> i heard it on the radio, slug
* Slugworth lols again
<Ani|HW> this is gonna suck! (/me begins to stock up on kleenex)
* Slugworth doesn't wanna know why ani is gonna need so much kleenex..
<Speak|JL> eeeewwwww
<Ramen> YEAH
<Slugworth> That's bizarre though.. Wonder what triggered this chain of slut movies
<Ramen> it's better to use a dirty sock
* Ani|HW slaps himself for that fuurghish comment.
<Ani|HW> dirty sock...
*** Gonkers (ramone241@207.231.100.153) has joined #cantina_cloud
<Speak|JL> oh yeah, gonk, did you hear about the new move that Nat 's gonna be doing?
<Gonkers> uh oh..
<[Shrew]> lezbo!
<Speak|JL> she's doing a movie about a lesbian relationship with a teacher, the teacher is anne heche
<Gonkers> .......
<Ramen> muahahahahahahaha
<wedgie> ahahaha
* Gonkers sits down..
<Fuurgh> ooh, kinkiness
<Gonkers> I've gotta go see that!
<Speak|JL> supposed to be very...explicit from the most recent draft of the script
* Gonkers runs around the room



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