Maheda's Father/Son Funtime
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<Kash> your dad looks at porn WITH you, and your mom is like that lady...
<MahSleep> well, not EXACTLY like her
<MahSleep> but the food part is
<Slugworth> HUH!?!?!
<Slugworth> wait, wait.. back up here.. Your dad looks at porn with you?!?!
<Void`ZoSo> slug....I'm scared....
<Slugworth> uh.. Mah.. has your dad ever touched you in your... special place?
<Kash> speeeeww...
<Void`ZoSo> ....and mah is strangely silent
* Slugworth has built a small fortification around him with surrounding chairs and overturned tables
<Void`ZoSo> Mah is a wide awake nightmare.
<Slugworth> maybe I can escape it by falling asleep
* Dylan`W , seeing what Slug has done, proceeds to do the same
* Void`ZoSo watches Mah try to sprint away from the topic
<Slugworth> lol
<MahSleep> void: and you wouldn't do the same?
<Slugworth> mah, 'fraid that topic is handcuffed to ya buddy... you gotta explain this porn thing..
<MahSleep> and no, my dad has never touched me in my special place
<MahSleep> wait, WHICH special place are you talking about?
<MahSleep> mmm... handcuffs
* Void`ZoSo watches Mah crank up the revoltion
<Slugworth> .. mah, quit sidestepping this.. you have to explain
<MahSleep> ok
<Slugworth> .. I'm appalled that Mah has apparently already talked about this in here, and yet, no update to the dark side thread..
<MahSleep> i was looking for info on a restaurant for my mom....
<MahSleep> the 99 restaurant
<Void`ZoSo> slug, why is mah so horribly frightening and sickening at the same time?
<MahSleep> so, i type in http://www.99.com
* Slugworth doesn't like where this is headed..
<MahSleep> there is this BIZARRE porn page
<MahSleep> then my dad walks in and says
<MahSleep> "WHOA! Hey, go http://www.69.com!"
<Slugworth> I can barely stand to read it... must.. fight.. morbid curiosity..
<MahSleep> end of story
<Slugworth> SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST!
<MahSleep> happy?
* Slugworth stabs himself in the eye with a q-tip in an attempt to clean the image out of his mind
<Slugworth> feel..so..dirty..
<Dylan`W> ok, your mom wanted you to look up 99 Restaurants... why couldn't you just use a search engine like everyone else? Typing in random URLs is bad. They've found a way to give pretty much anything a dirty meaning.
<MahSleep> i tried
<Slugworth> http://www.grandma'smashedpotatoes.com <-- Hot gay porn!
<MahSleep> no luck dylan
<Kash> lol
<MahSleep> ok...
<MahSleep> now i gotta sleep...
<Void`ZoSo> but strangely enough www.clownpenis.com is a banking site...
<MahSleep> night
<Slugworth> hey.. nudist clowns have to bank *somewhere*
<Dylan`W> http://www.99restaurants.com/ <--- Metacrawler gave me this, but it's giving me a 403
<Void`ZoSo> ...and as Mah sleeps, his father dresses him up as.....things.....
* Slugworth wonders how mah could sleep in the same house as his father
<Slugworth> I would sleep at school, and spend the nights huddled in teh corner with a baseball bat..
<Void`ZoSo> head...being...bombarded....with....dirty....disturbing....jokes....
<Dylan`W> assuming his father understood why he was visiting the site (looking up info about some restaurant for someone else)...
<Slugworth> uh-huh... if trying to rationalize it helps you out Dyl, have fun..
<Dylan`W> ... his father was probably trying to say something funny to break up what would have otherwise been an awkward moment
<Slugworth> .. apparently his father isn't very good at that..
<Void`ZoSo> ......uh......huh......
<Kash> or he is a demented pervert...
<Void`ZoSo> "um.....hi son......hey, wanna see some REALLY sick porn? hehehe?"
<Slugworth> hehe
<Kash> lol
<Void`ZoSo> so let's recap the person who is Mah........
<Void`ZoSo> 1) no tongue
<Void`ZoSo> 2) screwed up friends
<Void`ZoSo> 3) perverted father
<Void`ZoSo> ...and thus ends our session.
<Dylan`W> don't forget that he chats with... us.... whatever we are... losers, wackos, or something...
<Kash> Here's something I thought of today... At some point in everyone's life, they have kissed their mom. When tehy leave or before bed when they were little, sometime or another they have. Now think about that, that's teh same mouth that sucked your dad's cock....
<Slugworth> ...
<Slugworth> speaking of unresolved issues, how ya doing Kash?
* Void`ZoSo adds Kash's name right after "Mah" on his big big list of people to never ever ever ever ever be alone in a room with.
<Slugworth> and under mah's dad's name, right?
<Kash> Still as confused as ever...
<Dylan`W> um, Kash, that's not necessarily correct in all cases, but I dont' really want to argue against it...
<Kash> You never know... (At least I don't want to know)
<Slugworth> .. then one must wonder why you brought it up..
<Dylan`W> Yes, you never know. But you had to presume.
* Void`ZoSo imagines Kash as one of those people who looks at an inkblot test and immediately yells out "IT'S A PENIS!!"
<Slugworth> "It's my mother's lips, on my father's penis!"
<Slugworth> uh.. sir, that's not an inkblot.. That's a painting of a rowboat..
<Kash> I didn't think it up, a sicko in my gym class told me
<Void`ZoSo> ....whoa whoa whoa.......so this guy who is in your gym class, who you most likely have to change and perhaps shower with, it talking about these....things.......wow, you just added a whole new level of disgustion
<Dylan`W> "disgustion"? is that even a word?
<Kash> I think it is...
<Slugworth> no, but no word in the english language properly conveys this level of disgust
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