The Slug and Dyl Show
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<Slugworth> Oh yeah, last night I jokingly said to craven "Jesus, when are you two getting married? I want you out of my apartment as soon as possible" and she replied that they weren't moving out if they get married... So, apparently there's gonna be a door that their children are never allowed to open, and then one day as a dare, one will, and they'll find a creepy old man playing with Powerman 5000 toys
<Voidkane> .....Slug's going to turn into Howard Huges, minus the money and respect and plus about 10 more jars of fingernail clippings.
<Slugworth> And a more impressive dvd collection
<Dylan`W> that's hilarious, Slug
<Dylan`W> Then, the stories of "Old Man Hayes" will circulate at school. I don't know what you'll be accused of doing, but it'll no doubt be something horrifically horrific!
<Slugworth> To be perfectly honest, I quite like the idea..
<Voidkane> ....yes, slug's eventual death alone IS hilarious!
<Mart> Like ceating children!
<Voidkane> .....I don't even WANT to know what ceating is....
<Dylan`W> actually, Slug, I do too... I wish to be known as "Old Man Wolf"... perhaps we should build this into a full-time business enterprise, creating a retirement community for creepy old men who live alone.
<Voidkane> .....The "Slug and Dyl Show" would be absolutely hilarious......
<Slugworth> ..... That's quite possibly the best idea I've ever heard in my life that didn't involve chlorophorm
<Dylan`W> we could hire some kids to spread rumors about all the tenants!
<Voidkane> "creating a retirement community for creepy old men who live alone"....yeah, we can call it "#cantina_cloud".....
<Mart> I could suppply the children
<Dylan`W> <Voidkane> .....The "Slug and Dyl Show" would be absolutely hilarious...... <--- yes, he would be playing with the Powerman 5000 toys, and I would be on the computer or something, and every episode would end with: NEXT TIME ON THE SLUG AND DYL SHOW: WILL THE KIDS BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO OPEN THE FORBIDDEN DOOR?! And they never will.
<Dylan`W> Until we get cancelled that is!
<Slugworth> Not a retirement community, a retirement 'creepy old falling apart house', and every room could be brightly lit, with a rocking chair in the window, so that there'd be dozens of silhouettes of old men just rocking in their chairs, looking out the window..
<Mart> binoculars?
<Dylan`W> I don't know, you need one falling apart house per man. 'Cause then when children run by, you can run onto the porch and yell "GET OFF OF MY LAWN!", whereas with one apartment complex people would have to take turns, which would result in human interaction, which would destroy the whole effect.
<Slugworth> And chores, like dumping the garbage on the front lawn and waving a shotgun around while screaming in tongues, could be on a weekly rotating schedule
<Voidkane> We could have a whole episode of Slug singing "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!" and then dyl explaining exactly what WOULD happen when worlds collide.
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