<Jodemac> The Bible was written by men; only inspired by God. It's not like we'd be defacing... uh... something. Nevermind.|
<Cactus`V> meanwhile Jon, the last paragraph of revelation says that anyone who defaces the Bible shall fall victim to all the plagues described within....
<Dylan`W> Cactus`V: ah, yeah, but who reads the disclaimer?
<Maheda> lol dylan
<Slugworth> rofl Dyl
<Jeff`W> lol dylan
<Jeff`W> wow...lol and dylan...TOGETHER! AT LAST!
* Jeff`UU calls in a wrecking ball to knock down Dylan's shelter
<Dylan`W> Why would you think I'm sheltered?
* Jeff`UU blinks
<Jeff`UU> ok, let's use a quiz to see if you're sheltered: Question1, Is a dildo an A) now extinct bird, or B) runner-up to diamonds in the girl's best friend contest?
<Jeff`UU> you time starts....now!
<Dylan`W> I don't see how it could be B, so it's got to be A, right?
* Dylan`W thinks for a sec
<Dylan`W> YAY! I got it right!
<Jeff`UU> ok, next Question 2: does S&M refer to A) those whacky Sam & Max guys, B) Whips, chains and things that excite you, or C) Seattle's premier radio station
* Jeff`UU looks at his watch
<Dylan`W> A... Sam and Max RULE!
<Dylan`W> just kidding, actually, I've never played the game Sam & Max
<Threnody> I've never been rejected... I've also only asked two girls out... :)
<Dylan`W> ... my... hand...
<Rob> Dylan, you know that all she wants is some serious deep dicking, that is if she's the opposite of you
<Dylan`W> Well, I said in most respects. That's one of the ways she's not the opposite of me.