When Parting Shots Go Wrong
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<Koos> i wuv my leslie, and that's the only one
<Voidie`Darko> http://www.xwlegacy.net/nobstuff/carrier2.jpg <----Oh no! They have dispatched their feared "Flying Supository"!
<UberCEO> so... given leslie any more "surprises" lately? ;)
<fourwood> i got some surprises for ceo
<UberCEO> mmm lemme have em!
<Nob> Well it's not done yet Void.
<Koos> ...
* Koos shoves a boot up CEO's ass too
<UberCEO> aww we still love you koos
* UberCEO humps Koos
<Koos> it was once...
<Koos> ONCE!
<Koos> I WAS BEING PLEASURED!
<Koos> i didn't just do it out of the middle of nowhere
<Voidie`Darko> ...and she was being displeasured
<Koos> AARGH!
<Voidie`Darko> Koos, you, for no apparent reason, told us about ejaculating on your girlfriend. Don't expect us to ever let this go
<UberCEO> just be glad we don't know you in real life, or it'd be much worse
<Koos> zul wore a dress, and you let that go
<Voidie`Darko> ...yeah, zul didn't RUIN a dress
<UberCEO> haha
<Koos> ...yeah, but he WORE one
<Koos> a guy... wearing a dress...
<Koos> not a kilt... a dress...
<Voidie`Darko> Guy wearing a dress----|line of decency|--------------------------*ten more miles*------------------------surprise
<Koos> i don't know what kind of fucked up world you live in, but in mine, it's much worse to DO something like that then to have an accident occur in which i had no control over
<Voidie`Darko> Koos, I could force myself on a male sheep while singing 'Green Sleaves' to orphans and it wouldn't be worse than 'surprise'
<fourwood> ...im not sure about that void...
<Koos> ummm... right...
<fourwood> i do agree dress < surprise....but... at least koos was with another human..
<Koos> at least 'surprise' means i was getting any... unlike many people in here...
<Voidie`Darko> and on a completely unrelated note, I'll be busy on thursday
<Voidie`Darko> technically it means that you're almost getting some, and she's getting too much
<fourwood> but koos didnt realize he was getting some. it just happened!
* UberCEO is funktificating to Fifth Element Soundtrack - The Diva Dance [00:57/01:32] [128kbps]
<Koos> no, technically it means i had my dick in her mouth and that I was getting some...
<Koos> stop trying to hide your lack of a sex life by making fun of mine, void
<Voidie`Darko> ....and then suddenly there was so much more in her mouth
<UberCEO> haha
<UberCEO> koos, anything you throw at void he's just gonna come back with somethin better
<Voidie`Darko> Yeah, you're right...when it comes time to swap stories of sexual inadequacy with the guys, I just have to sit there quietly
<Koos> that's not inadequate...
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<Voidie`Darko> ....yeah, ask her opinion on that
<Voidie`Darko> women LOVE a guy who is done early............
<Koos> i did, and she said she didnt mind
<UberCEO> women lie!
<Koos> ...
<Koos> you obviously have no idea what you are talking about, void
<fourwood> does it really make a difference for her? she gets a mouthfull just the same :P
<Koos> no, and that's my point exactly
<Voidie`Darko> ......wait, are you trying to claim that you live in some bizarro world in which women like guys who get done early?
<fourwood> now, if there were other things going on.... void would have a very good pint
<fourwood> point
<Koos> yes, i know...
<Koos> umm... i'm not quick on the trigger at all, void
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* fourwood cuddles sha
* Shaiya four
* Shaiya snuggles four
<Shaiya> er
<fourwood> you me? now youre talking
* UberCEO snoogles sha
<Shaiya> mm-hmm :p
* Shaiya hoogles ceo
<Koos> well, since void has no witty comebacks about my experiences, seeing as that he'll never have to worry about ever being a girl in that way, then i guess ill leave
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<Shaiya> being a girl?
<Voidie`Darko> .....I'll never have to wory about ever being a girl that way?
<Shaiya> Void wants to be a girl?
<Voidie`Darko> ....yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll never be sucking dick and have some guy blow a load in my face....Koos has me there...
<Shaiya> damnit ceo, you're out of luck
<UberCEO> rats
<UberCEO> and void is so sexy too
<Shaiya> i know!
<Voidie`Darko> and I hereby dub Koos "Quickdraw"
<Shaiya> wouldn't that be Slowdraw? since he didn't get it out fast enough?
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