Scary Adventures with Peanut Butter
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<Jae`> I love peanut butter...sometimes I slather it on and then...
<Jae`> wait...did I type that?
* Jae` cringes
* Jeff`W cringes too
<Red|> then what Jae?
* [Nob] absolutely detests peanut butter.....he'd end up in shock if he ate it.
<Jae`> sorry Red, what happens between me and my peanut butter is private!
<Red|> Jae.. what do you do with peanut butter and "slather it on"? what do you mean.. I don't quite understand you
<Red|> what the hell do you do with peanut butter slathered on your body? let it dry and peel it off like elmer's glue?
<Jon`C> No, Red, you let somebody els...
<Jon`C> ..
<Red|> like a dog?
* Jon`C starts beating his head with a club again.
<Red|> my dog licks peanut butter off of my fingures
<Red|> he likes it!
* Red| remembers true story involving a chick, peanut butter, and a dog..
* Red| cringes
<Red|> sick thought
<Red|> sick sick sick
* Red| remembers a true story involving a tree, valve oil, and himself
*** Maheda (maheda@me04.uconect.net) has joined #cantina_cloud
<Jae`> MAH!!!
* Jae` hugs Maheda!
* Maheda absorbs Madonna's powers
* Maheda walks around butchering songs
<Maheda> JAE!
* Maheda hugs Jae`!
<Jae`> Mah, do *you* like peanut butter?
<Maheda> indeedily do
<Jae`> crunchy or creamy?
<Maheda> either or
<Jae`> I like someone who's not afraid to experiment.
<Jae`> good.
<Jae`> Do you only like a quality brand, or will you eat any old brand?
<Maheda> actually.. i prefer the special brands of Jif peanut butter
<Maheda> but any ol brand'll do
<Jae`> do you like it plain, or with jelly/honey/butter/chicken, ect?
<Maheda> i like it in PB+J sandwiches.. or on waffles
<Jae`> now, for the important question...do you use utensils, or just your finger to spread it on your object of choice?
* Jae` begins to chuckle.
<Maheda> depends.. if my dad's in the room (or if i'm by myself) i use my fingers... if my mom's there, i use a knife
* Jae` begins to laugh.
<Jon`C> I use my hands. Of course.
<Jon`C> Always use my hands.
<Jon`C> Oh, and I also make sure my parents aren't there.
<Jon`C> Don't you, Mah?
<Jae`> lol
* Jae` gets up on a table.
* four|fcom wonders what jae is doing on the table
<four|fcom> fuuuuuck me
<Jae`> well, for myself, I go with crunchy...I like peanut butter with SUBSTANCE!!!
<Maheda> my favorite peanut butter flavor is Chocolate or Berry Blend... mmgglh
* Jae` begins to dance...then grabs Jon and hauls him up oinnthe table!
* four|fcom runs away from jae
<four|fcom> you scawy
<Jon`C> Hmm... should I use the ecstasy dealer I know, or should I turn her in?
* Jon`C contemplates.
* Jae` groves up on the table with Jon and laughs at fourwood...
<[Nob]> Use the dealer you know Jon.
* Maheda pouts
* Jae` realizes Jon *really* sucks at dancing
<Maheda> hmm.. there's this really hot girl that sits next to me in history... mayhaps i should find my balls this weekend
* Jae` shoves Jon off the table and hauls Maheda up!
<Maheda> aieee!
* Maheda dances
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